Guess I can't blame it all on the post-summer dearth. Yes, I have unforgivably missed out on reviewing quite a few films lately, and here are my lame-ass excuses.

Orphan - I wanted to watch this, I really did. But then I went and stupidly spoiled the ending for myself on Wikipedia. I don't think I can fairly judge it anymore.

The Final Destination - nope, not gonna watch it. Partly because of my avowed chickenshittery regarding horror movies, partly because I just don't get the Final Destination series. There's something I find reprehensible in a film that's nothing more than a bunch of creatively gory death scenes, and proudly advertises that fact. Call me a prude, but there it is.

Imagine That - gaaaahh. No, nuh-uh, no way. Even the trailer is painfully unfunny. I suffer enough with local movies, and this looks to be just as bad.

Vengeance - I have nothing against Chinese films, I really don't; some of my favourite movies are from Hong Kong. But the golden age of HK film is long gone, and I'm just not very enthused about them anymore. I rely on this site for recommendations, and they didn't give this one a very glowing review.

Murderer - ditto. Also ditto the fact that I spoiled the ending for myself. How could I not, after reading this review?

Kung Fu Cyborg - I'm actually tempted. But no.

Dance Flick - I despise the likes of Scary Movie, Epic Movie, Disaster Movie, and Godawfully Unfunny Parody Movie. And I don't even like actual dance movies.

NEXT REVIEW: I Love You Beth Cooper
Anticipation level: gotta watch something